Darryl Lenox performed on Thursday night’s episode of Conan.

Lenox joked about his formerly poor eyesight — can you make a joke that goes from Cookie Monster to Halle Berry to German porn in three easy steps? — the dangers in undergoing surgery to fix his eyes, and what happens next. Can I get an eyewitness?!

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Related: The Comic’s Comic interview with Darryl Lenox, and how to buy his CD, “Blind Ambition.”