Tom Cotter finished second in last summer’s edition of America’s Got Talent. Runner-up! For a stand-up comedian! That’s !!!

But as Cotter joked last night during his performance on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, that’s nothing once you realize who beat him out for the million-dollar grand prize and Las Vegas gig. Cotter also, coincidentally, has plenty of jokes about tiny dogs as pets. Shih Tzu? God bless you! And God bless his twins.

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