Michael Kosta returned to perform stand-up last night on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and this time around, Kosta has some helpful tips on ordering food at Taco Bell — which he later reveals also is helpful advice when dating. Now, as for dealing with other drivers as a motorist, that’s a different scenario. Don’t wave Kosta on. Nobody puts baby in a corner, and nobody waves Kosta on.

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