Thomas Dale doesn’t think it’s very sexy if a woman walks around naked in nothing but high heels. And that’s not just because he’s a gay Italian New Yorker. No. The comedian also doesn’t want to see a guy naked but still wearing his sneakers.

In his first performance on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on Friday night (technically, his second appearance, as his performance was taped a couple of weeks ago but bumped due to time back then), Dale talks about growing up gay in a family full of straight people, his father the NYPD detective, traditions within his Italian family, moths and more.

Roll the clip (in this full episode, Dale’s performance starts at the 33-minute mark)!