You’d think performing on TV on Conan would mean you’re well off!

Andy Haynes will disprove that notion for you quickly. Air mattress isn’t all puffy clouds with silver linings. Everybody should be getting older. Then again, maybe not for the gangster rappers. On the bright side, though, Haynes has survived living in Seattle. Was it the magic mushrooms that did the trick? Moving with his girlfriend to New York City sure didn’t. This paragraph will make a lot more sense after you watch the clip. So…

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