Joe Mande returned to perform on Conan last night, which was the first night of Hanukkah. Did you know that? Did you know that and you’re not Jewish? Would you like to hear the story of Hanukkah? Mande will tell you. He’ll also tell you what’s so different about Christmas. Spoiler alert: “Christmas wins!”

Bonus: Mande also finds out the meaning of Easter. Roll the clip!