“Scary F**ked Up Christmas” by Garfunkel and Oates (with Santa Doug Benson)

Ho ho ho and a bong for the holidays? Riki “Garfunkel” Lindhome and Kate “Oates” Micucci sing about getting high on Christmas. Naturally, Doug Benson is in the picture, too, freaking himself out in a Santa outfit. Needless to say, “Scary F**ked Up Christmas” is not a safe for work song, both in terms of lyrics and content.

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Sean L. McCarthy

Editor and publisher since 2007, when he was named New York's Funniest Reporter. Former newspaper reporter at the New York Daily News, Boston Herald and smaller dailies and community papers across America. Loves comedy so much he founded this site.

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