Do you have an unending love for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? If you were to rank the fellas by their senses of humor, then where would you place Raphael?

Does your answer change after you watch this clip, in which Raphael, now in his 20s, attempts stand-up comedy at an open mic? No spoilers. But. It ain’t pretty. Roll the clip!

This is part of Chicago group Big Dog Eat Child‘s ongoing parody series, Twenty Something Ninja Turtles.