Heineken is getting upscale and arty with its advertising, as this latest short film demonstrates. I'd tell you that even if Heineken wasn't paying me, because it's so hot and sweaty outside, that just thinking I can be cool like this is almost as good as having a cold beer.

And yes, I treat all of the ladies in my life to first-class dates that involve lots of mayhem and very little talking. Don't you?

Roll it if you've got it!