In five minutes, comedian Matt Kirshen will make you rethink whether British people are more courteous than Americans, whether long airplane flights are a drag, and the effectiveness of eye patches. Life lessons! All presented on the Feb. 16 edition of Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

You may remember Kirshen as a finalist from the 2007 season of Last Comic Standing. Do you remember? If so, good job!

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