Comedy Central has ramped up its promotional tactics in the past few years for its Roasts, allowing the subjects of said roasts to record videos in advance that suggest they're up for whatever jokes the comedians will make about them in jest.

Donald Trump will be roasted by Comedy Central in March (air date: March 15), and in this new video, he reveals his shocking new hairdo.

 

If only this were true. It'd be fascinating to see him do a snapshot a day so we could see how that head of hair of his actually grows. And where.