Are you snowed in or know someone who is?

I have good news for you, in the form of two new sneak previews of The Onion's two new series, which debut in a couple of weeks on Comedy Central and IFC.

Onion SportsDome debuts Jan. 11, 2011, on Comedy Central, and by the looks of this story on retired NFL player Rodney Harrison — which includes current Tampa Bay Buccaneer Ronde Barber as an analyst on the report! — The Onion is not going to punt on any story anytime soon. Roll it!

 

And if you've watched any online report from The Onion News Network over the past couple of years, then you know that ONN has raised the bar on fake news reporting. ONN makes the jump to TV on IFC on Jan. 21, 2011. In this report, see how North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Il agreed to disband his nuclear program for a role in the next Batman movie. Roll the clip!