Who knows what goes on inside the mind of Gilbert Gottfried?

In this new short film he made himself, the comedian transforms himself into a "Scary Monster." This is how Gottfried explains it: "I threw this film together with a pocket camera. I did the makeup myself from shit I had around the house. My agent saw it and said it looked 'Cheap, childish and not all that funny.' I said, 'Yeah, so what's the problem?'" Should he have at least yelped "Aflac!" at the end? You be the judge. Roll it!