Nick Stevens and I have more in common than just our obsession with Boston sports teams. We also find the infomercials for the Cami Secret to be one of the more ridiculous things out there. I cannot get past wondering why women would buy and wear the tops that reveal so much cleavage that they need to buy a second product to cover up the cleavage? Stevens does me more than one better, however, by rewriting the entire script for the commercial, calling it a "Boob Apron." Some language is Not Safe For Work, and neither is that outfit.

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