With his tongue figuratively and firmly planted in cheek, executive producer Peter Engel has released several short "words of wisdom" remarks before the seventh-season finale of Last Comic Standing airs on NBC on Monday.

Here he compares judges Andy Kindler, Alonzo Bodden, Joe Rogan somehow with Elena Kagan, who he says could not get confirmed by NBC. Includes NSFW language!

Here he predicts the winner, or does he?

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Here he offers advice for the comics on winning a competition. Turns out it's drugs! Sort of. Roll it:

Here he offers more advice for the comics on winning, which ironically involves using money they don't have yet to pay him off. Spoiler alert? Nope.

Here he predicts the show's cancellation. Third time's the charm, right?

And here he describes NBC's philosophy toward comedy, and encourages unfunny people to try out next time! Good luck with that.