Hey kids! The past few years, Comedy Central inadvertently leaked the results of their annual "Stand-Up Showdown." Not so this year. They're learning!

So we all really do need to tune in today to find out, if we really care who gets an extra broadcast of their old half-hour comedy specials. Do we? Who knows. You know.

I'll be updating this list as it happens.

#20 Todd Barry

#19 Chris Porter

#18 Stephen Lynch

#17 Greg Warren

#16 Rocky LaPorte

#15 Andrew Kennedy

#14 Maria Bamford

#13 Josh Blue

#12 Pete Lee

#11 Lewis Black

#10 Tommy Johnagin

#9 Doug Benson

#8 Kyle Cease

#7 Marc Maron

#6 Anthony Jeselnik

#5 Chad Daniels

#4 Lisa Landry

#3 Big Jay Oakerson

#2 Bo Burnham

#1 Tammy Pescatelli