60542149 Comix comedy club in New York City hosts a sold-out comedy benefit tonight for Haiti earthquake victims, with the added allure of an auction featuring friends of Conan O'Brien and the artist who designed the "I'm With Coco" poster, Mike Mitchell.

Heck, just check out this poster that Conan himself signed that will go up for auction tonight during the show, hosted by Seth Herzog with performances by Dave Attell, Janeane Garofalo, Todd Barry, Wyatt Cenac, John Mulaney, Wil Sylvince, Anthony Jeselnik, Jeff Kreisler, Eugene Mirman, Aasif Mandvi and the writers of The Onion.

But. If you didn't get tickets to show or cannot make it, you can still help and also win a cool prize for your time.

That's because Comix has set aside three of its auction items for public bidding via eBay. Which ones are up for grabs?

You can go to Comix's auctions page for the links.

Or let me tell you about each of them, right here, right now.

First up is an issue of comic book "Spider-Man" #573 autographed by Stephen Colbert and Joe Quesada. It is, needless to say, in mint condition.

Next they have two tickets to a sold-out Aziz Ansari show at Comix on Saturday, Feb. 6, 2010, including a signed copy of the comedian's new DVD, "Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening," and a round of pre-show drinks.

And finally, how would you like to own a Washington Generals uniform signed by Andy Richter. The Washington Generals? That'd be the team that travels with (and almost always loses to) the Harlem Globetrotters. Lovable losers, just like Andy? Awwwww.

All of the proceeds from the auction benefit Partners in Health and their efforts in Haiti.