Jim Norton's "Uninvited Guest" segments for Jay Leno's primetime NBC show have been revealing for various reasons. Last night, he took it a little bit more literally when he poked fun at his body issues and his acting skills, describing how his manager sent him recently to audition for a Calvin Klein modeling gig. Norton is 41, and also about to celebrate 20 years as a stand-up comedy. Why this clip cuts out less than a minute from the end is unknown to me? Did NBC think that after hearing Norton describe his physique in detail, that the final minute was going too far? Hmmm. Roll the clip!

The "dramatic" conclusion in which Norton talks about his strategy for taking off his shirt in front of a lady is here: