If you think you are the funniest person in South Texas, you best be entering this competition before George W. Bush moves back into town and tries to take your title away from you! You hear me?
The River Center Comedy Club is running this shindig. They say if you want to win ($750 cash prize, a week's bookings for the runner-up, and $100 for third place), then you'll need to submit your resume to the River Center Comedy Club at 849 E. Commerce St., Room #89, San Antonio, TX, 78205, attn: Ben Heurta, and send in your stuff by 5 p.m. Feb. 25. That's all I know. That, and you can get some outstanding BBQ in South Texas.