Larry the Cable Guy has put together mock roasts in his recent holiday specials, and now, Comedy Central is returning the favor by giving the artist formerly known as Dan Whitney his very own celebrity roast. The Comedy Central Roast of Larry the Cable Guy will tape March 1 in Los Angeles, and air on March 15.

From the release today: "It is an honor that Comedy Central has chosen me to be roasted. Only a
handful of folks have been dumb enough to accept. And believe me, I'm
pretty dumb! I'm looking forward to this about as much as I am to a
prostate check with a doctor with a hook arm,” said Larry the Cable Guy. Hey-O. Or about as much as watching one of his own movies. Zing.