Need money? Want to win money? Do you have access to the Internets? Then keep reading, because here are a couple of comedy contests that you can enter…

Comedy.com hosts a "Santa Roast" contest, and all you need to do is weigh in with your best comment by Dec. 19 here and you could win $250.

Or, if your idea of a prize is being featured in a fan-filled music video tribute to Flight of the Conchords, then go to Flight Lip Dub, download the official MP3 of "Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros," make a video of yourself lip-synching to it, and then upload it back up, and perhaps you could see yourself on HBO. Kristen Schaal shall explain it to you now: