It’s just after noon on Wednesday, and already, Dan Ahdoot has said three things onstage that capture the mood in the room.

1) "I’ve never performed with orange juice and half a danish in front of me."

2) To a guy dozing off in the crowd, who earlier claimed he’d been here since 11 p.m. Tuesday: "That’s how I know a joke is working, if he’s waking up."

3) "What a surprise? All of the people without jobs here at noon are potheads!"