Bob Powers (day job: writer for 23/6; night job: author, comedian) is throwing a Happy Hour party and reading for the release of his new book, "You Are A Miserable Excuse For A Hero," tonight at Lolita Bar in Manhattan’s Lower East Side. It’s a choose-your-own-ending humor book, so several ways to enjoy it, right? Unless you’re like many in our generation afraid to make a decision. In which case. Actually. You can make many decisions! Hooray.

Related: The Apiary talked to Bob Powers about his book.