Dat Phan (you remember him, the Vietnamese-American kid who came out from nowhere — well, actually out from under his desk and his job working at the Improv — to win the first season of Last Comic Standing) finally got another chance at primetime TV.

So what does he do?

Five minutes. At least three minutes of which were in a faux Asian accent. And at least four minutes of which contained zero laughs.

Who is Dat Phan trying to fool?